A. Teicher lives and works in Japan with her better half.

She goes by the moniker Uneide and collects owl goods for her personal amusement.

She is likely much, much older than you and refuses to answer questions about the length of her hair.

Sting is one of her demigods.

She has lived in 5 countries, ridden an elephant anda camel (not simultaneously) and been attacked by an irate ostrich without due cause.

She is terrified of mold and mimes. In that order.